I feel like crap. I have worked three consecutive shifts that weren't mine, I was just covering for other people because I am a nice person. And the amount of times I have complained about this fact makes me think maybe I am not so nice, and simply looking for another reason to whine. Maybe my big fat paycheck for this week will cheer me up.

I worked a closing shift and then an open the next day, which means I was home literally 7 hours before getting back on the bus to get to work. Oh god, why did I do that? Seriously, my paycheck better be seriously awesome or I am gonna be pissed.

Cold snap hit. No more than 20 degrees here (68 for you crazy Fahrenheiters). I now have a bug or a virus or whatever it is that you catch when you stupidly go out in the freezing rain without a damn jacket. Whatever it is, it's plugging up my sinuses and making me feel horrible.

All the caffeine can’t be good either. I hadn’t noticed until today, but I drink a LOT of coffee when I’m at work. I can barely eat, for chrissakes. I had half a bagel for lunch today and felt full to the brim. My stomach aches constantly and there is another digestive system dilemma which I will not go into detail about because seriously, gross. Maybe I’m just dehydrated.

I drink lots of green tea because the powers that be tell me it’s good for me, and in my twisted little head I think it might fix my stomach or my cold, but it has caffeine too and it’s probably making it worse.

Can no longer form complete sentences. New kid at work a spaz. Entertaining though. Am mildly in love with co-worker. Perhaps delusional. Perhaps shameless attention whore. Perhaps both.

Should go to sleep before madness gets the best of me.