Online weight calculators are the devil.

Seeing as I am incredibly insecure I went ferreting around on the World Wide Web for one of those Body Mass Index calulators that are supposed to tell you if your weight is healthy for your height bla bla bla ...

I entered my data on about 6 of these things and 1 of them told me I was "at risk of becoming overweight", and 3 of them didn't sugarcoat it at all, just saying "overweight".

The other two were designed for teenagers and kids and so they compared my BMI to statistics and told me my weight and height were in the 78 percentile, which I'm guessing is a good thing? Anyway.

From now on I vow to never trust the devil Internet again. My mommy says I am pretty and that's good enough for me.

No but seriously, I sang with my sisters at a coffee house yesterday and a couple of people I know told me I looked like I had lost weight. So my self-esteem is way way up this weekend.

You learn many things when you diet. Like, for example, did you know that one chip is 13 calories, and that one Spudz Stix is only 4 calories? And also that Spudz Stix are delicious?

I have loads and loads of work to do this weekend. My political science teacher gave us an essay to write on communism, which means I had to go to the library and spend about 5 bucks making illegal photocopies of copywritten material. On the bright side I got to help the cute boy at the other machine with his jammed paper tray.

Oh that sounded wrong ...

I must get back to work. Must not be distracted. Must not watch The Notebook twenty bazillion times ... Oh too late.